New Virus.....Funny

[Reason 4]

I received this in an email today and thought it was funny...enjoy

There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand. This virus is called
Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).

If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else
Via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
Completely.

If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and take two
Good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or
Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote
Repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5
friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

ha ha ha ha ha..........

 

[22dodge]

Good One...

Thanks for that one, I sent that on to half of the planet !!!

I leave the work site today and plan on enjoying at least one "Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter" (BEER) for the first time in a month on the train ride south tonight. '22

 

[FlatBroke]

That was a good one.....

 

[joehalford01]

thats why i have no friends....i'm going to the grocery store now.

 

[BruceR&C]

That explains the lack of human contact lately & who is that woman on the other side of the bed ?????