Sniper
Canadian Rust Bucket
Three rednecks were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter,Ronnie and Donnie. As they start their descent, Cooter slips and falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Ronnie says, "Well shucks, someone should go and tell his wife."
Donnie says, "Ok, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff. I'll do it."
Two hours later he comes back with a case of Budweiser.
Ronnie says, "Where did you get that beer Donnie?"
"Cooter's wife gave it to me." Donnie replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband is dead, and she gives you beer?"
"Well.....not exactly." Donnie says. When she answered the door, I said to her. "you must be Cooter's widow."
She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow."
Then I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."
Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff
Donnie says, "Ok, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff. I'll do it."
Two hours later he comes back with a case of Budweiser.
Ronnie says, "Where did you get that beer Donnie?"
"Cooter's wife gave it to me." Donnie replies.
"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband is dead, and she gives you beer?"
"Well.....not exactly." Donnie says. When she answered the door, I said to her. "you must be Cooter's widow."
She said, "You must be mistaken, I'm not a widow."
Then I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are."
Rednecks are good at sensitive stuff
