Old Iron
Well-known member
Came to me in an email 
While hiking down along the border this morning,
I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River .
He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns
and bombs he was carrying.
Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling
to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was
strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.
Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress,
I informed the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office and Homeland Security.
It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.
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I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River .
He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns
and bombs he was carrying.
Along with him was a Mexican who was also struggling
to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was
strapped to his back. If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.
Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress,
I informed the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office and Homeland Security.
It is now 4 PM, both have drowned, and neither authority has responded.
I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.
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