small rat

[billy]

the builder of my car (J.P. of the HENCHMEN) is too big to fit in it.
actually he has a bad knee and cant bend it enough to get in.
he uses his wife as a stand in for me when he does steering wheel and seat placement.
(thanks joanie!)

i never thought i would say this but.
thank god i am short an skinny!

 

[donsrods]

Yep, us little dudes fit pretty well into chopped and channelled hot rods whereas the bigger guys don't. We can also walk into a clothing store and get stuff right off the rack that fits.

See, size does matter. [cl

Don

 

[billy]

only one thing bothers me.
at 5 foot 9 with really big ****s.
i dont think my fiance will be able to drive it.
talk about mixed blessings!

 

[TiredIronGRB]

only one thing bothers me.
at 5 foot 9 with really big ****s.
i dont think my fiance will be able to drive it.
talk about mixed blessings!

I can't comment on this...

 

[Charley Davidson]

My tongue is bleeding[ddd

Bragger[dr

 

[38fordtruck]

lol im about 6'5 and i did a 4 inch chop i still fit as long as i have a short seat lol

 

[billy]

but on the other hand .
i made her stuff herself behind the wheel of the 63 willys and she did all right.

 

[billy]

lol im about 6'5 and i did a 4 inch chop i still fit as long as i have a short seat lol

yeah but.
you prolly dont have 48 E's either.*






*at least i hope to god you dont!

 

[38fordtruck]

nah im more in the b cup class but thats pretty big for the manboob catagory lol

 

[billy]

nah im more in the b cup class but thats pretty big for the manboob catagory lol

HAHAHA!
thanks for the morning laugh!
(snicker)

 

[sneakysnake]

yeah but.
you prolly dont have 48 E's either.*
*at least i hope to god you dont!

LOL!!

 

[billy]

she would not only cut me off.
she'd kick my ass from one end of the house to the other.

 

[darkk]

yeah but.
you prolly dont have 48 E's either.*
*at least i hope to god you dont!

With a playset like that at home, who the hell cares about driving around in a rat....?

 

[Sam_Fear]

With a playset like that at home, who the hell cares about driving around in a rat....?

This thread is going down hill quick!

....but I was thinking everything that has already been said especially the pics, of course! [ddd

(I don't want to see pics of 38Fordtruck's B-cups though! Sorry.)

 

[Old Iron]

So you're saying she honks the horn several times when she gets in [ddev

Jim

 

[GJunktionMike]

Your killing me smalls

 

[Krooser]

I had a 40's Chevy pick-up come to my swap meet back in the mid-90's... absolutely beautiful car (back when i was a street rodder!).... chopped, channeled and shortened...

The guy was asking $9500.00 for it.... a steal in my book. I wanted to take a test drive to see if i actually wanted to buy a Chevy (not a big Chevy lover anymore!)....

One trip around the block and the deal was off... the car was built for a midget! Turns out the seller agreed with me... and he was about 5'5"! He told me he never thought this project would be too small for him.... he said he only drove it once or twice per year cuz it was just too uncomfortable.

The moral is.... pre-fit your lard butt to the car BEFORE you start cutting!

 

[Shea Laking]

I was havin' a blah, crappy-poo day...

Thank God for "detours."[ddd

Thanks to you, too, Billy.

Regards,
Shea

 

[billy]

So you're saying she honks the horn several times when she gets in [ddev

Jim

snicker

 

[Willowbilly3]

LOL!!

exactly!!!