toooo funny craigslist ad

[CR55]

This ad was in our local craigslist under services offered. Thought you all might get a kick out ofit![cl

Are you looking to hire a bodyguard . i work undercover and un-noticed , like a ninja ! i keep you protected and safe , and i will risk my life to save yours . i am extremly qualified for this job because i want to be in special forces , so i act like someone who would already be !. i use no weapons because my fists and high knee kicks are all i need . if the job calls for it i might use num-chucks . i start my day out by watching every bruce lee movie , every rambo movie , and than the movie taken , to extra sharpen my skills everyday followed by drinking a dozen raw eggs , karate chopping through 5 cinder blocks set on fire , then do 500 push ups while someone is doing sit ups on my back ! now if thats not a qualification i dont know what is ! i then recite the aplhabet backwards in in three different languages at once , to the tempo of the star spangled banner , to focuse my mind for the day and as far as i kno im the only person capable of doing this ! if you are seriously interested in having a bodygaurd then i am the one you want ! i do whatever it takes to keep you safe ! my fee is only a mere 40 dollars a day , thats for 12 hours a day of watching your back , and i guaruntee you will not be dissapointed ! i am also a qualified flooring installer ( in case your interested).

 

[Got Rust?]

like it,
things might be a little slow in the flooring business.

 

[cycledog]

Is this guys name Napoleon Dynamite by any chance?

 

[hotrod preacher]

pretty cheap rates, especially considering he is putting his life on the line...

my question is what do you do when your bodyguard is out on a flooring job?[S[S

 

[Sam_Fear]

Well, he's good at advertising! I'm sure that ad got a lot of hits.

 

[HOT40ROD]

I hope its a joke. There is one parts that gets under my skin. That is when some says they were SF and were not. Or they play a want-a-be SF. I was SF and if you know what you have to go through to get there you would not shoot you mouth off, say you are one.. Because someone like me may take you up on it. I have called more then one person on it.

-Now that my rant is over. Sorry.

That person have one hell of an imagination to come up with that. Plus I do not care how much training he has, I know he can not out maneuver a bullet. Man that does hurt when you get shot

 

[Bonehead]

I like it, kind of a like a superbowl ad for CL.

 

[RatTruck440]

Nice bike, You ever take it off any sweet jumps?