Can you imagine trying to get anyone to believe that the weinermobile crashed into your house. You have a better chance of winning the lottery and getting struck by lightning
My bologna has a first name, it's O-S-C-A-R.
My bologna has a second name, it's M-A-Y-E-R.
If you ask me I will say,
I love to eat it every day.
Oscar Mayer makes the best B-O-L-O-G-N-A.
Any company that comes up with a jingle like that deserves to crash their weinermobile.