Why Zombie Cats Rule

[Sam_Fear]

 

[sneakysnake]

 

[sneakysnake]

 

[sneakysnake]

 

[BlueNorther]

well!!!

there's 4 hrs. out of my life I'll never get back.

I laughed, I laughed until I cried, then I laughed some more, and now I got a soggy sweat shirt from laughing so hard ,I cried some more.


there's an old saying, there's more than 1 way to skin a cat, but we all know the next step is STIR FRY!!!!!!!


after many years of observation, I have come to realize that cats have learned to tolerate humans.

the difference between cats and dogs.

if you are standing in the middle of a pasture 3" deep in cow ****, and you say to a dog, "roll over", he will flop around in the **** for hours just to please you.

if you are standing in the middle of the most sterile vinyl floor in the world and say to a cat, "roll over", he will look at you and say, "f____k you dude, I just spent all day washing this fur!!"

 

[maverickmk]

 

[maverickmk]

 

[sneakysnake]

 

[choppinczech]

My blinds are DESTROYED![ddd

Just chew toys when we're away.

We're on the 4th floor so we don't even try to close them anymore.

 

[Dr Crankenstein]

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[sneakysnake]

 

[sneakysnake]

 

[donsrods]

 

[maverickmk]

 

[maverickmk]

 

[maverickmk]

 

[sneakysnake]

 

[earthman]

 

[RoddingRon]

 

[26Troadster]

you beat me to it.