X-mas presents - weirdest ever!

[sgtpontiac]

You could probably sell it to that weirdo on

Very creative stuff!! I laughed my butt off when I seen the jar of colorful veggies and baby parts..thats funny stuff[cl

Oddities and get a 1000 bucks for it....he'll sell it for 2000 and some crazy guy that looks like egor will buy it!!!

 

[cycledog]

Had to share this with somebody:

This is what I got for Christmas! We do a blind gift exchange - to many grandkids, etc. Not sure what the heck I'm gonna do with a box full of ceramic baby limbs, but I'm sure I'll come up with several bad ideas for next Christmas!

The birdhouse I made as a joke gift for my sister. Took 2 hrs. Not quite a Bonehead Creation. Funny thing is, all the prudish types there though it was really great. [S Thing weighs a ton....

Are those from the Jeffery Dahmer collection?

 

[Willowbilly3]

Were you like the mean kid on Toy Story? lol. funny stuff, I love creativity.

 

[Willowbilly3]

Everything reminds me of a story, sorry, but I have to tell this one here. Back in my hard partying days, my dad butchered a female pig and she had little embryos in her. My brother put them in a gallon jar and snuck them into the bar and put them on the shelf where the polish sausages were. After a few laughs the bartender threw them out in the alley. It was winter and they were froze. I kicked one loose and took it in the bar. When my friend was in the bathroom I put it in his drink with it's little feet on the edge of the glass. When he came out and went to take a drink that little pig just freaked him right out. He yelled, threw the glass and fell backwards off his stool.

 

[Sam_Fear]

The lengths one will go to in the name of humor!

 

[oldmanb]

This year I asked my wife what she would like,(instead of just buying her something like a toaster or something)..the answer was "surprise me"............so I got her an appendix,yes a real persons appendix,all bottled up, date on the bottle was August,1938.
I bought it from a couple of 'pickers' that I buy antique toys from,they picked it one day from an old fellow,(the original owner).
Now ,you may think this is a weird gift, but me wife is a Vet,(veterinarian),(and a vet of the other kind also,retired RCAF pilot )................and I thought she was weird for marrying me.
Brian

 

[Neverdone]

Have to admit, I like the Bird House!!! [cl

I see one of those being constructed in the near future, and I will proudly hang it from my tree!! Might have to prop up the tree, but still!!

 

[madbalrog]

large head in box

Had to share this with somebody:

This is what I got for Christmas! We do a blind gift exchange - to many grandkids, etc. Not sure what the heck I'm gonna do with a box full of ceramic baby limbs, but I'm sure I'll come up with several bad ideas for next Christmas!

The birdhouse I made as a joke gift for my sister. Took 2 hrs. Not quite a Bonehead Creation. Funny thing is, all the prudish types there though it was really great. [S Thing weighs a ton....

mount that large head in the back window of your ratrod with a couple LED lights in the eye sockets, and a rat coming out the top of the head. Some people think I'm not right in the head, I just have a wild imagination!

 

[madbalrog]

funny story

Everything reminds me of a story, sorry, but I have to tell this one here. Back in my hard partying days, my dad butchered a female pig and she had little embryos in her. My brother put them in a gallon jar and snuck them into the bar and put them on the shelf where the polish sausages were. After a few laughs the bartender threw them out in the alley. It was winter and they were froze. I kicked one loose and took it in the bar. When my friend was in the bathroom I put it in his drink with it's little feet on the edge of the glass. When he came out and went to take a drink that little pig just freaked him right out. He yelled, threw the glass and fell backwards off his stool.

That would've been hilarious to see, bar scene in the old days was sure a lot of fun, just wish I could remember more of it

 

[Sam_Fear]

I've got a new bunch of Christmas presents I made for 2014.

A few stained glass ....uh.... things (well, one turned out to look like a fish):

And another gourd baby with stained glass crown:

...and it's a light!

 

[IronRat]

Sam - I know this is an older thread but, I think the Baby parts in with pickled peppers was just BRILLIANT!!!