You Only Had One Job To Do

[maverickmk]

 

[maverickmk]

 

[maverickmk]

 

[maverickmk]

 

[21willys]

I think I've worked with those guys!!

 

[rustybeercan]

I think I've worked with those guys!!

What he said! I am always amazed how stupid people can be! [S

Beercan

 

[Willowbilly3]

Some of those might be photoshopped. The phone booth one is for sure.

 

[sgtpontiac]

"Richmond 911 where is your emergency?"

"My house"......where is your house? I need The address.......Next to the Smiths place.....sir do you know your address? Yes..(pause)...... could you tell me what your address is.......yes...(pause).....sir....I need your.....what is happening at your house?....my wife is passed out......sir, I need your address.....I told you...next to the Smiths house.....Sir.....I don't know where the smiths live..... they live next to me for 40 years.....I know that sir.....what street do you live on? South (mumble)...wait a minute, she's awake now........click......buzz.....

Thank God for caller ID.....as this was an actual 911 call we got...and yes the wife was ok....low blood sugar....

 

[39flatback]

Saw this at work today.....

 

[HOT40ROD]

I worked with one of those guys. they just got rid of him about two weeks ago when He installed a garage door upside down. that at the top of the list of all the thinks he had messed up. The Company is a garage door company.

 

[the reverend muddy grimes]

Hot Rod, I have been a garage door guy for 15 years. How is that even possible?

 

[Dr Crankenstein]

ADD, dyslexia and a cell phone?

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[Dirtyrat]

ADD, dyslexia and a cell phone?

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How about an IQ under 50? [S[S

 

[the reverend muddy grimes]

Crank, that wasn't hung that way, all the rollers fell out and with the tension on the springs it inverted

 

[Dr Crankenstein]

Crank, that wasn't hung that way, all the rollers fell out and with the tension on the springs it inverted

That'll do it! Thanks for the explanation, muddy!

How about an IQ under 50? [S[S

So, you've met my little brother. Thankfully, the pigs ate him.

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[skull]

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