Yours might be a rat rod................................

[Bonehead]

if you have ever been hypmotized by the spinning of your own drive shaft.
yours might be a rat rod.

 

[donsrods]

If even hitchikers refuse a ride from you....................you might be a rat rodder.


Don

 

[Bonehead]

If you have ever been trapped in a parking lot by speed bumps........

 

[Bonehead]

If the local salvage yard calls YOU looking for parts....................

 

[donsrods]

If a gang of juvenile delinquents vandalizes your car, and you LIKE the MODIFICATIONS they have made to it.................


Don

 

[Bonehead]

If the only spare tire you have , keeps getting in the way of the lower portion of your steering wheel....................

 

[donsrods]

Somebody should compile these into a book.


Don

 

[WIZEGUY]

If you scrape supper off the road on your way home...........no wait......you might just be from Tenn........


Tracy

 

[Bonehead]

If your insurance deductible is more than the value of your car.......
Yours might be a rat rod

 

[WIZEGUY]

If your insurance deductible is more than the value of your car.......
Yours might be a rat rod

If your insurance is with Geico and they think you are the caveman from the commercials............
or you may just be Maximo...............

 

[Lakota]

If your tail light bezels have a Starkist label around them...

If you used last years license plates for interior sun visors...

If your gas cap is a shop rag...

If you've eaten at Taco Bell and pass gas and nobody notices...

If your cars gas tank is only 5 gals and has a carry handle...

If your car starts with an explosion...

If you get slapped in the face by the cat you just hit...

If the neighbors dog make a wide circle around your car to whizz on someone elses...

Yours is DEFINITLY a rat rod.

 

[Onequick26]

if you have to wear safety goggles, ear plugs, and a respirator to drive your car

yours might be a ratrod

I have too do that just standing with in 10ft of mine.

 

[cycledog]

You guys are crackin' me up so much I can't even think of a reply. And that don't happen often.

 

[Bonehead]

I can't wait for the first new guy to come on here and ask if his is a rat or not. At least we will know how to answer.

 

[chop509]

When you slam the door and paint chips and rust dust fall on the ground, yours might be a rat rod!

Jeff

 

[Onequick26]

If people ask when your going too finish it....You might have a rat rod.

 

[joehalford01]

when you slam the door and it falls off.....

you might have a rat rod

 

[donsrods]

If people keep asking you " how bad was the OTHER car in the accident?"........


Don

 

[donsrods]

If the cop who stops you is laughing so hard he can't write the ticket..........

Don

 

[Onequick26]

If the owner of your local junk yard files a missing person report cuz you went to a another yard 3 states away and where gone all weekend and you didn'it tell him cuz you did not want to hurt his feelings.