Yours might be a rat rod................................

Bonehead · May 17, 2007

(in my best southern Foxworthy drawl)

If your prep work for painting your car..... consists of shaking the can....

Yours might be a rat rod.

Bonehead · May 17, 2007

If people keep asking you what color are you going to paint it........
Yours might be a rat rod.

Bonehead · May 17, 2007

If you consider "RUST" to be a primary color...........
Yours might be a rat rod

Bonehead · May 17, 2007

If your car gets lighter, when you tap it with a hammer........
yours might be a rat rod

joehalford01 · May 17, 2007

if your car uses more bailing wire and duct tape then nuts and bolts

it might be a rat rod

joehalford01 · May 17, 2007

if your roof is so low, you can't see the stoplight

yours might be a ratrod

joehalford01 · May 17, 2007

if "normal" people grimace as you drive by

yours might be a rat rod

joehalford01 · May 17, 2007

when asked "Why?" and your reply is "caus it's bad ass"

yours might be a rat rod

joehalford01 · May 17, 2007

if you have to wear safety goggles, ear plugs, and a respirator to drive your car

yours might be a ratrod

donsrods · May 17, 2007

If you rebuilt your engine, and the only parts needed were a can of Barrs Stop Leak and Smoke Be Gone.

Don

donsrods · May 17, 2007

If your wife notices she is missing one of her favorite kitchen pots, just about the same time you are bragging about your new air cleaner.

Don

Tripper · May 17, 2007

Neighbors...

If u're neighbors r hot rodders & they still hate u...

Yours mite b a rat rod!

donsrods · May 17, 2007

If homeless people come to your door, and give YOU some money.

Don

FlatBroke · May 17, 2007

If you can only take tripps in the day time...

Your's might be a Rat Rod.

donsrods · May 17, 2007

If reupholstering your interior involves a screwdriver and the stop sign at the end of your street.

Don

Bonehead · May 17, 2007

If you buy most of your hot rod parts at a good hardware store, or army surplus..........
Yours might be a rat rod.

Bonehead · May 17, 2007

If you park in a parking lot, and no matter how close you are to the door,
no one parks close to you..... Yours might be a rat rod.

Bonehead · May 17, 2007

If you get a Christmas card from more than one salvage yard....
Yours might just be a rat rod.

Bonehead · May 17, 2007

If you are staring at the inside of your roof when the light changes, and no one honks at you..... yours might be a rat rod.

Bonehead · May 17, 2007

If your doctor recomends more than one tetanus shot a year for you .....
yours might be a rat rod.