I was through Farmington & Bloomfield as the Pow Wow was ending
I had stopped to eat and another driver had asked what was going on
I said "Every year the Indians have throw-your-trash-on-the-ground day to thank mother earth for everything we buy."
Got me some dirty looks
"hey people... it's a joke... You're looking at me like I was a litterbug or something"
One time I had stopped at an old truckstop near South Bay Florida on the south side of lake Okeechobee
A local gal... a great big mama (kinda cute too) cam in dressed up as a cross between a Voodoo princess and a vampire
She had dreadlocks, wild make-up...
And vampire teeth...
Not the fake slip ins...
But real looking ones like a dentist would have to bore into your skull to put in
They came all the way down below her chin like saber teeth
She came up behind me in line
I turned around and got a scare
when I saw her I jumped and said Ahhhhhh! and she and her friends laughed.
After she left, another driver said to me "boy you were scared like a little girl weren’t you"
I said hell yeah... I ain't never had a walrus sneak up on me before[cl