Those of you that have been following this thread know that the DVD did not work for Sgt. Pontiac. The Sgt. generously bought another one and sent it on its way. He said he would send the non-functioning DVD back to me. So today there was a package tied to my mailbox. It was from the Sarge. Not only was the DVD in it, but there was all these other items, some from the SGT. and some from Dr. Crankenstein.
Holy Cow! What did I do to deserve this??? I'm sure there's lots of thought and Christmas generosity in these fine gifts. I'll list them and what I think the motivation was for each gift.
1. Five styrofoam cups. Because glass breaks when you fall down.
2. A plastic knife, fork and spoon. I dunno???
3. Reflectorized Police Vest. So I get busted for impersonating a popo.
4. An inflatable plastic square. It's made in Denmark so there really doesn't have to be a use for it.
5. A police man Christmas tree ornament. To keep the outlaw biker ornaments from acting up.
6. A map of Michigan with Richmond circled. I believe I am forbidden from entering the circled area.
7. Three dog biscuits. One for each of my Standard Poodles and one or me.
8. A bottle of "Quitcherbitchen" pills. Obviously for my wife.
9. Three Richmond Police stickers. I'll flash them if I ever get stopped.
10. A calendar. In case the Mayans were wrong.
11. A lighter with Jack Daniels Logo. A reminder of two vices to avoid.
12. A wrist watch with no band. It doesn't work and neither do I.
13. A hand crank flashlight key chain. How did they know my dome light is burned out?
14. A Red Bull key chain. I guess the "bull" part is relevant.
15. A picture of Torchamn's brain along with some of his expositions. For when I want to drive myself bonkers.
16. Assembly instructions for an Ikea cabinet. I can always use instructions since I misplace so many of them.
17. A key to a Ford. I assume the truck will be delivered any day now.
18. And best of all, A signed color scanned picture of Sgt. Pontiac himself. Would like to say something humerous about that, but the fact is, I am most appreciative to know you and Dr. C and so many, many other RRR members.
This is a great place to hang out.