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blonde mortician
A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an
expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would
like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in
the black suit he is already wearing.
The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked
his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives
the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it
costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'
The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she
finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle
chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly...
She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied..
You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you
spend?'
To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the
blank check. 'There's no charge,' she says.
'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite
blue suit!' she says.
'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a
deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in
shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive
blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave
wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as
long as he looked nice.'
'So I just switched the heads.'
(BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!!!)
A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an
expensive, expertly tailored black suit.
The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would
like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in
the black suit he is already wearing.
The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked
his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives
the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it
costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'
The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she
finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle
chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly...
She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied..
You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you
spend?'
To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the
blank check. 'There's no charge,' she says.
'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite
blue suit!' she says.
'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a
deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in
shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive
blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave
wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as
long as he looked nice.'
'So I just switched the heads.'
(BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!!!)
smallfoot
He's rockin' the "Nuttin Special"!
Who's gonna know, right???
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lowbudget50
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Hahahaha, not what i expected!
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Got Rust?
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Last year I got a sweater for Christmas, it was ok,,,,,,,,,,,,but I really wanted a screamer.
Old Iron
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I didn't expect the head switch either [cl
She sounds like a hot rod builder [ddd
She sounds like a hot rod builder [ddd
smallfoot
He's rockin' the "Nuttin Special"!
Skip
Well-known member
WOW, its in color now. Mine was B&W.
earthman
Fascinated by rolling objects!
After 7 months of resort weather, this is a resort town, we are now entering the 5 month
THERMAL STERILIZATION cycle when the winter refugees go back where they belong.
THERMAL STERILIZATION cycle when the winter refugees go back where they belong.
8literbeater
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Willowbilly3
A *real* tin magnet
I thought is was us who had the sterilization cycle when the snowbirds went south for the winter,lol.
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bob w
Still crazy after all these years!
I paid as little as 19.9 a gallon in my youth.
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bob w
Still crazy after all these years!
I just came in for lunch and commented on every new post. Do I get an award or something for that?
