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this is my old neighbors tin woody -
think it's a 51?

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sweet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new makeup and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

The man was impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest ****s. Men are like that, you know.
 
A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of Dad's car.

His father said he'd make a deal with his son, "You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little, and get your hair cut. Then we'll talk about the car."

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he'd settle for the offer, and they agreed on it.

Six weeks later, his father said, "Son, you've brought your grades up and I've observed that you have been studying your Bible a little, but I'm disappointed you haven't had your hair cut.

"The boy said, "You know, Dad, I've been thinking about that, and I've noticed in my studies of the Bible that: Samson had longhair; John the Baptist had long hair; Moses had longhair; and there's even strong evidence that Jesus had long hair.

The Dad's reply, "Did you also notice they all walked everywhere they went?"
 
What is the difference between a Hippo and a Zippo?
One is quite heavy - and the other is a little Lighter...
 
Lee Selisky - I remember the old stoplight drags where you look at the radio antenna to see what cam they were running.
 
Back from alaska

Best 2 1/2 months of my life.
My bride retired May 4th and we left for Alaska May 14th via Texas for my oldest grandson's graduation.
10842 miles on the motorhome plus 3545 on the Jeep.
I would still be gone if I hadn't run out of money.
Got home and the weeds were head high and one less dog.

The pic of the black bear "fly fishing" was the best pic I got.
 

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Wow! Good for you and your wife Pops! That foto of the bear diving in the water needs to be seen world wide.

I took 1882 pics on this trip and my wife took over 3000, and out of all of them that is our favorite. We really had a blast. Here's a few more.
 

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Beautiful shots and good for you guys!!! You could probably recoup some of your expenses if you sold that bear shot to the right magazine...
 

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