Endless BS thread

[MercuryMac]

I-R-POPS, did you get a picture of that humungous beaver on the side of the road, back in Alberta? If you remember that town, Beaverlodge, then, when you were taking that picture you were only a half hour from my place.
Nice pictures, can we see more?

 

[Old Iron]

Holy smokes
Those pics are fantastic. National Geographic has nothing on you guys [cl[cl[cl
Glad you had a wonderful time

 

[I-R-POPS]

I-R-POPS, did you get a picture of that humungous beaver on the side of the road, back in Alberta? If you remember that town, Beaverlodge, then, when you were taking that picture you were only a half hour from my place.
Nice pictures, can we see more?[/QUOTE

I do remember the beaver. I thought about all the people on this site that I drove by on this trip. I'll post up some more pics tomorrow.

Holy smokes
Those pics are fantastic. National Geographic has nothing on you guys [cl[cl[cl
Glad you had a wonderful time

In my case it's a perfect example of a dummy with a good digital camera. With a little luck and a lot of shots you're bound to get a few good ones.

 

[bob w]

You took my dream trip. Can't get the wife to go north. The pics are stunning.

 

[DozerII]

Congrats on the successful trip pops, awesome photos.

 

[forbigpicture]

Some guy on another site just posted " Doesn't anyone watch
Mecum Auctions...rods are a dime a dozen" .....I thought to
my self...I'll have a dollars worth please......

 

[53 stickfigure]

When i was young my shop teacher said that camaros and firebirds are like ********s, everyone has one. I only know 2 people personally within a 50 mile radius that has a roadster. Wonder where this guy lives?

 

[Sam_Fear]

My F100 has red rims and I ground the white walls. I was told by many "Don't do it. Flat black with red rims and wide whites are sooooo over done." Except on car show days, I've never EVER seen another vehicle sporting them, flat black or otherwise.

Corvettes - I figure there's a Corvette under a pile of boxes in every other garage.

 

[I-R-POPS]

You took my dream trip. Can't get the wife to go north. The pics are stunning.

I got the same thing from my wife untill she retired and I told her I was going with or without her. She loved it as much as I did after we got up there. The drive was taxing though.

Congrats on the successful trip pops, awesome photos.

Thanks Dozer.

A few more pics.......

 

[forbigpicture]

Again, great shots Pops..thanks, beautiful wildlife and scenery...
did the shady looking character in the Jeep get the cuffs slapped on him?[ddd

 

[earthman]

 

[I-R-POPS]

Again, great shots Pops..thanks, beautiful wildlife and scenery...
did the shady looking character in the Jeep get the cuffs slapped on him?[ddd

I had a hard time with the speed limits in kilometers while in canada. My loving bride got out and made such a issue of my lack of effort that the officer thought it was funny. Heck of a nice guy but I ended up being the butt of their joke. I did receive a warning ticket that I deserved.

 

[TIMOTHALE]

eclipse 2017

Our farm is 2 miles from the centerline It was fantastic. The temp dropped 20 * bats came out, 360 * sunset, There were thousands of people up on the rim of the Menan Idaho volcano crater, 2 miles away we could hear them screaming. and while we were waiting did some target practice. I think I should apply for and elk tag and Have my 14 year old grand daughter shoot it for me.

 

[earthman]

Our farm is 2 miles from the centerline It was fantastic. The temp dropped 20 * bats came out, 360 * sunset, There were thousands of people up on the rim of the Menan Idaho volcano crater, 2 miles away we could hear them screaming. and while we were waiting did some target practice. I think I should apply for and elk tag and Have my 14 year old grand daughter shoot it for me.

Awesome Tim. Pretty much a non event down here with a lot of clouds.

 

[Yankee Transplant]

thanks for sharing the pictures pops , i did enjoy them [P

 

[Sam_Fear]

Awesome Tim. Pretty much a non event down here with a lot of clouds.

Same here. But we could only see a half eclipse anyhow.

 

[23crate]

ole timer sex

The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you."
Yes, she says, "I remember it well."

OK, he says, "How about taking a stroll around there again and we can do it for old time's sake?"

"Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!"
A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation and, having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in.. Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn't know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I've got to ask them what their secret is.

So, as the couple passes, he says to them, "Excuse me, but that was something else. You must've had a fantastic sex life together. Is there some sort of secret to this?"

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,"Fifty years ago that wasn't an electric fence."

 

[lowbudget50]

That was awesome!

 

[earthman]

 

[maverickmk]

ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning?

WITNESS: He said, 'Where am I, Cathy?'

ATTORNEY: And why did that upset you?

WITNESS: My name is Susan!
__________________________

ATTORNEY: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?

WITNESS: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.
__________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you sexually active?

WITNESS: No, I just lie there.
__________________________

ATTORNEY: What is your date of birth?

WITNESS: July 18th.

ATTORNEY: What year?

WITNESS: Every year.
__________________________

ATTORNEY: How old is your son, the one living with you?

WITNESS: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.

ATTORNEY: How long has he lived with you?

WITNESS: Forty-five years.
__________________________

ATTORNEY: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And in what ways does it affect your memory?

WITNESS: I forget ...

ATTORNEY: You forget? Can you give us an example of something you forgot?
__________________________

ATTORNEY: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

WITNESS: Did you actually pass the bar exam?
__________________________

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?

WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ.
__________________________

ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken?

WITNESS: Are you shi!!ing me?
__________________________

ATTORNEY: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: And what were you doing at that time?

WITNESS: Getting laid.
__________________________

ATTORNEY: She had three children, right?

WITNESS: Yes.

ATTORNEY: How many were boys?

WITNESS: None.

ATTORNEY: Were there any girls?

WITNESS: Your Honor, I think I need a different attorney. Can I get a new attorney?
__________________________

ATTORNEY: How was your first marriage terminated?

WITNESS: By death ...

ATTORNEY: And by whose death was it terminated?

WITNESS: Take a guess.
__________________________

ATTORNEY: Can you describe the individual?

WITNESS: He was about medium height and had a beard

ATTORNEY: Was this a male or a female?

WITNESS: Unless the circus was in town I'm going with male.
__________________________

ATTORNEY: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney?

WITNESS: No, this is how I dress when I go to work.
__________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, how many of your autopsies have you performed on dead people?

WITNESS: All of them. The live ones put up too much of a fight.
__________________________

ATTORNEY: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?

WITNESS: Oral...
__________________________

ATTORNEY: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

WITNESS: The autopsy started around 8:30 PM

ATTORNEY: And Mr. Denton was dead at the time?

WITNESS: If not, he was by the time I finished.
__________________________

ATTORNEY: Are you qualified to give a urine sample?

WITNESS: Are you qualified to ask that question?
__________________________

ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing?

WITNESS: No..

ATTORNEY: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?

WITNESS: No.

ATTORNEY: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

WITNESS: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

ATTORNEY: I see, but could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?

WITNESS: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.