Endless BS thread

[hotrod preacher]

[S ...........well I thought it was funny[S


he he maybe i have a few favorite ratrodders i need to mention, God

 

[likes_2_tinker]

[S ...........well I thought it was funny[S


he he maybe i have a few favorite ratrodders i need to mention, God

if that works he is my favoright too

 

[CR55]

Count me in as well![cl...CR

 

[Lightning]

Just listened to a group & Joyce Shaffer from Fruita Co. - Boneheads corner of the country - It seems that a lot of patriotic songs are coming out now - Gee - I wonder why - Oh, he's my favorite also!!!

 

[Davidhud29]

2010 Census Form for Rednecks

>Last name: ________________
>
>First name: (Check appropriate box)
>(_) Billy-Bob
>(_) Billy-Joe
>(_) Billy-Ray
>(_) Billy-Sue
>(_) Billy-Mae
>(_) Billy-Jack
>
>What does everyone call you?
>(_) Booger
>(_) Bubba
>(_) Junior
>(_) Sissy
>(_) Other___________________
>
>Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
>
>Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ Not sure
>
>Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
>
>Occupation: (Check appropriate box)
>(_) Farmer
>(_) Mechanic
>(_) Hair Dresser
>(_) Unemployed
>(_) Dirty Politician
>(_) Preacher
>
>Spouse’s Name:_________________________
>2nd Spouse’s Name:______________________
>3rd Spouse’s Name:______________________
>
>Relationship with spouse: (Check appropriate box)
>(_) Sister
>(_) Brother
>(_) Aunt
>(_) Uncle
>(_) Cousin
>(_) Mother
>(_) Father
>(_) Son
>(_) Daughter
>(_) Pet
>
>Number of children living in household: _____
>Number of children living in shed: ______
>Number that are yours: ______
>
>Mother’s Name: _______________________(If not sure, leave blank)
>Father’s Name: _______________________ (If not sure, leave blank)
>Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
>
>Do you (_) own or (_) rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box)
>
>Total number of vehicles you own: ___
>Number of vehicles that still crank: ___
>Number of vehicles in front yard: ___
>Number of vehicles in back yard: ___
>Number of vehicles on cement blocks: ___
>
>Firearms you own and where you keep them:
>____ truck
>____ bedroom
>____ bathroom
>____ kitchen
>____ shed
>
>Model and year of your pickup: 196_
>
>Do you have a gun rack?
>(_) Yes (_) No; If no, please explain:
>
>Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
>(_) The National Enquirer
>(_) The Globe
>(_) TV Guide
>(_) Soap Opera Digest
>(_) Rifle and Shotgun
>
>Number of times you’ve seen a UFO:_____
>Number of times in the last 5 years you’ve seen Elvis:_____
>Number of times you’ve seen Elvis in a UFO:_____
>
>How often do you bathe:
>(_) Weekly
>(_) Monthly
>(_) Not Applicable
>
>Color of eyes:
>Left______ Right_____
>
>Color of hair:
>(_) Blond
>(_) Black
>(_) Red
>(_) Brown
>(_) White
>(_) Clairol
>
>Color of teeth:
>(_) Yellow
>(_) Brownish-Yellow
>(_) Brown
>(_) Black
>(_) N/A
>
>Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
>(_)Red-Man
>
>How far is your home from a paved road?
>(_) 1 mile
>(_) 2 miles
>(_) just a whoop-and-a-holler
>(_) road?

 

[CR55]

LMAO!!!![cl TOO FUNNY DAVID....CR

 

[buckeyedon]

So thats were my censeless form went.

 

[bob w]

Regarding the ethnic questions on the form, I simply said I was American.[cl

 

[fuzz]

They didn't send me a census form!! I guess it's cuz I live so far off a paved road that my dirt road doesn't have a number. Tried to copy Davids form but the printer copied the hole thread and it'll make the enveope too heavy for a single stamp. I aint wasting 2 stamps on them centsless folks!![P

 

[hotrod preacher]

hey, David--I resemble that remark!

except the part about he kids livin in th' shed---after all, WE ALL live in th' barn.....

 

[dmw56]

Driving North on 95 in Nevada and passed this place! [ddd [dr And NO, I kept on driving!

Some more senic Nevada.........

 

[Sam_Fear]

Think I've been down this road.... but then they all look like that in Nevada...

 

[bob w]

Can you "exceed the speed limit" there without worrying about the Laws?

 

[Ratcrazy]

Now thats a road just asking for the pedal to the metal...[dr The temptation is too great not to.[ddd

 

[Sam_Fear]

Can you "exceed the speed limit" there without worrying about the Laws?

I was cruzin' about 85-90 mpg and got passed by a trooper going the other way. He hit the bull-horn on his way by, "SLOW IT DOWN", but didn't even slow down himself. So my guess is, they don't get too tight about it.

 

[Lightning]

It all depends on how their day is going, as it is with all of them and out on 95 is where they put a lot of newbies from what I understand - there isn't much traffic, so they have a tendency to get bored and that last pic is one of the most boring drives of them all. A lot of sleepers going off the side at night/early morning. The one you passed going the other way was probaly at the end of his shift.

 

[29desoto]

I love the desert

Was down in Rachael (think Area 51 and wierd spacecraft) a couple of years ago, and it was interesting to stop in the middle of one of those huge valleys and just look. A couple of times, I don't think there was another living human being within 25 miles. I could see that far.

I stayed overnight at the Lil AleInn in Rachael, and the folks were interesting to say the least.

And the best part is that they don't know the meaning of rust!

 

[Davidhud29]

Murphys Law

 

[Davidhud29]

FUNNY[cl[cl[cl[P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r1CZTLk-Gk


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[CR55]

Louis CK is a piece of work![cl...But everything he said is true!..CR