Endless BS thread

[earthman]

Yep not that long ago i would have used tree trunks and rocks right

 

[Mark Eckert]

Gene49, I am thinking the same thing except from the rear window! I'm going to free the cab from the frame after removing the doghouse and engine/trans, support the frame at both ends, and cut it right behind the cab. Lower the frame section holding the cab enough to reach in with the cherry picker and strap it up and lift it a few inches and roll the front half of the frame to the front and away. With any luck it will work. If not I will make a huge mess in my single-car wide driveway and sleep on the sofa for a few days while my wife punishes me for trying stupid stuff without any help. I have a build thread to document my stupidity.

 

[offroadrolls]

An old guy the age of 88 is fishing one day at the lake by his house when hears a small voice say "pick me up, pick me up." He takes a look around and sees nothing and continues to fish, casting his line out again. A few minutes later he hears the voice again, "pick me up, please pick me up" This time he notices a small frog near his feet and while he's looking, the frog say's "please sir, pick me up", so he does. As he's holding the small frog, he hears it say, "kiss me and I'll turn into a beautiful woman." At that point he puts the small frog in his tackle bag and continues to fish, casting his line again. A few minutes pass and he hears a muffled voice from inside his tackle bag, "sir, didn't you hear me?" So, he reaches in and pulls the frog out of the bag and the frog says "didn't you hear me"? "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful woman." He then replies, "I'm 88 years old, I'd rather have a talking frog"

 

[gene49]

Ain't never had a talking frog...