Expired....

[22dodge]

I love the humor of the person(s) involved, regardless of the truth of the story:
A friend died who had a great sense of humor and always used to say that when she died she wanted a parking meter on her grave that says "Expired". So her nephew got her one on ebay! She said that her grave is right by the road so everyone can see it and many people have stopped to get a chuckle.

Read the meter head carefully..... '22

 

[donsrods]

That's funny. There is a tombstone at a cemetery in Key West, and it reads "See, I told you I was sick!"

Some people take their humor with them to the grave, and that is cool.


Don

 

[22dodge]

Some people take their humor with them to the grave, and that is cool.

I have prepared for that "special" moment for a long time (20+ years).
Yeah, I am just a little twisted in that respect.
I have a bright yellow, "demented" happy face tatoo on the bottom of my big toe,
with the tongue sticking out.
When they go to tie that tag around my big toe, I want one last laugh from them.
I need to get it redone as it is fadeing / wearing out...... '22

 

[earthman]

What did W.C.Fields stone say? Something like "I would rather be in Cleveland"

 

[Bonehead]

Famous grave markers:
tombstone quotes
Sir John Strange; Here lies an honest lawyer, And that is Strange.
-- Tombstone in England




I was somebody. Who, is no business Of yours.
-- Vermont




As the flowers are all made sweeter by the sunshine and the dew, So this old world is made brighter by the lives Of folks like you.
-- Bonnie Parker (Bonnie and Clyde)




Here lies Lester Moore; Four slugs from a .44; No Les No More.
-- Tombstone Arizona




John Brown is filling his last cavity.
-- Dentist's Tombstone




I told you that I was sick!
-- Georgia Cemetary, USA




Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake; Stepped on the gas instead of the brake.
-- Pennsylvania Tombstone, USA




Remember man, as you walk by, As you are now, so once was I, As I am now, so shall you be, Remember this and follow me.
-- Tombstone in England




To follow you I'll not consent, Until I know which way you went.
-- Written on the tombstone in reply to one above




The children of Israel wanted bread, And the Lord sent them manna, Old clerk Wallace wanted a wife, And the Devil sent him Anna.
-- England Tombstone




Under the sod and under the trees, Lies the body of Jonathan Pease. He is not here, there's only the pod; Pease shelled out and went to God.
-- Massachusetts Tombstone




Gone away, Owin' more than he could pay.
-- England




Alien tears will fill for him; Pity's long-broken ern. For his mourners will be outcast men, And outcasts always mourn.
-- Oscar Wilde's Tombstone

 

[motomech]

Here lies Lester Moore; Four slugs from a .44; No Les No More.
-- Tombstone Arizona


boot hill was a cool place to visit there was many tombstones with funny lines on it