We were wrapping a house back in my teens & got busted by some local cops & they were all drunk. My neighbor was with us & ripped his madras shorts climbing over a fence & the drunkest cop kept calling him "shorts"! They thought they were so smart until they found out the woman driving us around was a big time attorney's wife. Needless to say... they let us go & we laughed all the way home! We still call my old neighbor "Shorts" to this day!
BoB