new job openings daily

[Bonehead]

If you have kids in school, maybe they should look into this...Security consulatant, could be big.

 

[Bonehead]

Wanted: screwdriver operator

 

[Bonehead]

Wanted: The last few minutes as a "do over".

 

[Lightning]

Wanted -Elephant Care Giver

We have a new opening at our zoo for a care giver in the elephant compound
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytWgovxo3eA

 

[hillbilly4008]

redneck job application

Reasons you would be good for the position: Posishun? Wut kinduh job is this? I dun gradjitated from the fiff grade when I'ze only twunney-wun! Got a PHD(perty hard duhgree) in automotive mechanicalization. Shoooot, ya woodn't believe wut ya can fix with duck tape and bailin wire. An its dun spelled "litebulb"!!!!!

 

[Bonehead]

Wanted: paint remover..... (the old ones keep passing out)

 

[Bonehead]

Wanted: Lumberjack

 

[Bonehead]

What is with ladders?

 

[Bonehead]

Wanted fork lift operator, must have own forklift.

 

[eyesore]

Whar?

If you have kids in school, maybe they should look into this...Security consulatant, could be big.

Deer Mr Bonehed,
Whar does I git one of them thar seecurity jobs? That thar luks like a vary promissing feeld, thanks fer tha tip!

ISore

 

[Bonehead]

Okay back to the fun.....
Wanted: Taxi drivers...

 

[Bonehead]

Advertising executive:

 

[Bonehead]

You could always join the Army...

 

[LordMaximo]

Jods are real hard to fit into if you don't have one of them high dollar type pieces of paper that say you are suppose to know how to read and write.
And worst thing in all this mess.......you don't have to speak the native language...our government has seen to that a while back

Maximo

 

[Sam_Fear]

...And worst thing in all this mess.......you don't have to speak the native language...our government has seen to that a while back....

Good thing too, cause I don't know any Indian languages....I only speak English! <----I'm confused

 

[LordMaximo]

I learned American sign language when I was 10.....my dad said its good fro starting fights

Maximo

 

[Bonehead]

Bullet proof vest testers needed:

 

[wrecker55]

lighting tech.

 

[Bonehead]

Wanted: Someone to lable clearance limits at drive throughs.

 

[Bonehead]

Wanted: Street cleaner