Old Iron
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A man and his wife were awakened at 3 a.m by a loud pounding at the door.
The man gets up and goes to the door, where a drunken stranger standing in the pouring rain is asking for a push.
Not a chance, said the husband, it's 3 o'clock in the morning. he slams the door and returns to bed.
Who was that? asked his wife.
Some drunk guy asking for a push, he answered.
Did you help him? she asked
No I did not, it's 3 0'clock in the morning and it's pouring down rain.
Well you have a short memory, says his wife, can't you remember about three months ago, when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should be ashamed of yourself. God love drunk people too.
So he got up, got dressed and went out in the pounding rain. He called out in the dark, hello, are you still there? Yes! comes back the answer.
Do you still need a push? Yes please! comes a reply in the dark. Where are you? asked the husband.
Over here, on the swing set, replied the drunk [ddd [ddd [ddd [ddd
The man gets up and goes to the door, where a drunken stranger standing in the pouring rain is asking for a push.
Not a chance, said the husband, it's 3 o'clock in the morning. he slams the door and returns to bed.
Who was that? asked his wife.
Some drunk guy asking for a push, he answered.
Did you help him? she asked
No I did not, it's 3 0'clock in the morning and it's pouring down rain.
Well you have a short memory, says his wife, can't you remember about three months ago, when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should be ashamed of yourself. God love drunk people too.
So he got up, got dressed and went out in the pounding rain. He called out in the dark, hello, are you still there? Yes! comes back the answer.
Do you still need a push? Yes please! comes a reply in the dark. Where are you? asked the husband.
Over here, on the swing set, replied the drunk [ddd [ddd [ddd [ddd
