ratrods4ever
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if you start it up and set off all the car alarms in the lot.your a ratrodder
Yours might be a rat rod................................
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ratrods4ever
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if you hit a bump and it channels the body another 1/2 inch..ratrodder
skull
''SARCASM: just one of his many talents.''
you might be A rat rodder if:
lots of pictures of your'e cars but none of the family in your'e wallet
you spent the kids college funds on your'e last project
all the kids and pets are named after cars
your'e car is worth more than the house
the dining room table is also the carb rebuilding bench
you have lots of rat rods but no daily driver
you talk to the rat rod more than you talk to the family
you think grease is a food group
you have to wear safety goggles when you drive to keep the RUST particles out of you're eyes
lots of pictures of your'e cars but none of the family in your'e wallet
you spent the kids college funds on your'e last project
all the kids and pets are named after cars
your'e car is worth more than the house
the dining room table is also the carb rebuilding bench
you have lots of rat rods but no daily driver
you talk to the rat rod more than you talk to the family
you think grease is a food group
you have to wear safety goggles when you drive to keep the RUST particles out of you're eyes
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skull
''SARCASM: just one of his many talents.''
you might be A rat rodder if:
your afraid to sell any of your parts because you might need them some day.
think nothin' of dropping two hundred bucks on a carb, but won't spend 50.00 for food.
laying the cold cement floor makes you're arthrits scream, and you still finsh rolling around on the ground to " get in that one last bolt" before you stop.
you start storing parts in the den because there is no more room in the garage.
you can't remember birthdays or anniversays but can rember every car you owned
on mothers day you buy tires for you're rat rod so it's safe for her to ride in.
takes ten minutes to explain how to start the car and put it in gear the right way. (my friend told me that's his car)
you have parts in and around the garage that you don't even own cars for.
your garage is clean and in order but your house hasn't been cleaned for months
you have 2 garages 3 sheds and you still need garage and storage space.
if you can't leave anything alone that has a motor on it, you want to hotrod lawn equipment, toys, motorhome, ect........
if you've ever "fixed" something with a part that wasn't made to do what you want it to do.
top of kid's swing set is bent and bowed because you hung a chain hoist on it to pull a engine and tranny.
When the guy at the auto parts store phones you to ask what will fit this....
you have more engines and trannys than cars.
you've rolled you're hair up in the creeper.
you keep your life events in chronological order by which car you where driving at the time. ( e mailed to me by some one else)
dosen't matter how many projects you have, your always looking for more.
You have at several old car /road signs and newer " found' street signs hanging in your garage.
you're afraid to sell any of your old parts to cars you don't own because a friend might need them for something day.
you're 15 minutes af fame are when the cop says "best smoke show l ever saw!, sign here, sir
you were mad at the end of " dirty larry and crazy mary" on how the charger got hit by a train.
you cry at old movies over all the good tin they destroy.
your afraid to sell any of your parts because you might need them some day.
think nothin' of dropping two hundred bucks on a carb, but won't spend 50.00 for food.
laying the cold cement floor makes you're arthrits scream, and you still finsh rolling around on the ground to " get in that one last bolt" before you stop.
you start storing parts in the den because there is no more room in the garage.
you can't remember birthdays or anniversays but can rember every car you owned
on mothers day you buy tires for you're rat rod so it's safe for her to ride in.
takes ten minutes to explain how to start the car and put it in gear the right way. (my friend told me that's his car)
you have parts in and around the garage that you don't even own cars for.
your garage is clean and in order but your house hasn't been cleaned for months
you have 2 garages 3 sheds and you still need garage and storage space.
if you can't leave anything alone that has a motor on it, you want to hotrod lawn equipment, toys, motorhome, ect........
if you've ever "fixed" something with a part that wasn't made to do what you want it to do.
top of kid's swing set is bent and bowed because you hung a chain hoist on it to pull a engine and tranny.
When the guy at the auto parts store phones you to ask what will fit this....
you have more engines and trannys than cars.
you've rolled you're hair up in the creeper.
you keep your life events in chronological order by which car you where driving at the time. ( e mailed to me by some one else)
dosen't matter how many projects you have, your always looking for more.
You have at several old car /road signs and newer " found' street signs hanging in your garage.
you're afraid to sell any of your old parts to cars you don't own because a friend might need them for something day.
you're 15 minutes af fame are when the cop says "best smoke show l ever saw!, sign here, sir
you were mad at the end of " dirty larry and crazy mary" on how the charger got hit by a train.
you cry at old movies over all the good tin they destroy.
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tw7256
Well-known member
If you ever welded on your ride while wearing shorts........You may be a Rat Rodder
skull
''SARCASM: just one of his many talents.''
you might be A rat rodder if:
you carve the turkey with a SAWZALL
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you carve the turkey with a SAWZALL
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skull
''SARCASM: just one of his many talents.''
you might be A rat rodder if:
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If you have already talked to the mail lady about hotrodding her mail truck.
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If you made the same agreement with the UPS guy about his truck..
If you start hot rodding your lawn mower
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If you still think your in your rat rod, When in your Yukon
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If you cut your yard, To look like flames..
If you paint flame's on your family car
If you have flame's on your boat..
If all your Christmas ornaments are car stuff..
If you mail Christmas cards with rat rods on them..
If you have a blown bbc, for a mail box..
If you start getting picture rat rod T shiirs from every body..
If you put a shift knob on your toilet...
If you start hopping up your kids bikes..
If you name your car..
And if you call your wife, by your car's name..
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these are by new interiors;
If you have already talked to the mail lady about hotrodding her mail truck.
..
If you made the same agreement with the UPS guy about his truck..
If you start hot rodding your lawn mower
..
If you still think your in your rat rod, When in your Yukon
..
If you cut your yard, To look like flames..
If you paint flame's on your family car
If you have flame's on your boat..
If all your Christmas ornaments are car stuff..
If you mail Christmas cards with rat rods on them..
If you have a blown bbc, for a mail box..
If you start getting picture rat rod T shiirs from every body..
If you put a shift knob on your toilet...
If you start hopping up your kids bikes..
If you name your car..
And if you call your wife, by your car's name..
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skull
''SARCASM: just one of his many talents.''
may be if
if you're son cries at christmas because you got more hotwheels than he did.
if you're son cries at christmas because you got more hotwheels than he did.
skull
''SARCASM: just one of his many talents.''
race car ifs
have more pictures in photo albums of cars you've owned than family and friends
you mite be if; [ones l did]
you take the circle track car aound the block doin' all left hand corners to "test the new set up' you put in for saturday night.
do mass burn offs in the street in front of you're house with the circle track car to see if the welded rearend holds up.
you drive the same year and model race car that the daily driver is so if the race car breaks at the track you can take off parts to finish the race.
race car runs AWSOME, daily driver runs like crap.
proudly display trophy's you won all over the house, family pictures are some where in storage
have more pictures in photo albums of race cars you've owned than family and friends
miss every family reunion because there on race days.
have more pictures in photo albums of cars you've owned than family and friends
you mite be if; [ones l did]
you take the circle track car aound the block doin' all left hand corners to "test the new set up' you put in for saturday night.
do mass burn offs in the street in front of you're house with the circle track car to see if the welded rearend holds up.
you drive the same year and model race car that the daily driver is so if the race car breaks at the track you can take off parts to finish the race.
race car runs AWSOME, daily driver runs like crap.
proudly display trophy's you won all over the house, family pictures are some where in storage
have more pictures in photo albums of race cars you've owned than family and friends
miss every family reunion because there on race days.
rainman
Rough Rodder
If you get a notice saying to move the non-compliant car from you're drive. Just as I did today. Your'es might be a rat rod. It's gonna be fun to drive it to the courthouse when I get a summons.
solidnoise
Well-known member
so..... like a 6 gallon boat gas tank works too right? cuz i rebuilt a carb in the wendy's returant parking lot, re-routed the gas lines, and disconnected my stock tank and used a 6 gallon boat gas tank to get home one time.
solidnoise
Well-known member
solidnoise
Well-known member
HAHAHAH. YUP pretty much. and i actually finally ended trying to clean the spiders and webs out of the cars. They wanna stay there that badly? fine. i'm not afraid of spiders. plus it keeps those who are away from it
solidnoise
Well-known member
hmmm. been here a time or two
solidnoise
Well-known member
solidnoise
Well-known member
it started out as a FORD but the only things left are the 'O' and the bottom half and a tilted 'D'
solidnoise
Well-known member
If last month it was sitting as some ol' lady's backyard garden planter and next month you plan on taking it to the next show..... yours might be a rat rod
solidnoise
Well-known member
If your pullin cars to your house like this that you found in the woods...
you might be a rat rodder
yup. me.
you might be a rat rodder
yup. me.
