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your a rat rodder if.......you check the 5 future projects in your yard for parts you can modify to work before you head to the hardware or parts store :cool:
 
...if when you drive by chicks they turn to each other and laugh, and you're not offended...

...if you use a battery disconnect switch as an anti theft device...

...if you don't know what an anti theft device is...

...if your family looks at your rod, shake their heads and say "what a shame"...

...if you believe "trading-up" is swapping a driveable vehicle for something 30 years older that is in pieces...

You might be a rat rodder if...

*You fear growing older because you know you won't be able to get in and out of your rod...

*You prefer "Mater" over "Ramone" from Disney's "Cars"

*You helped your kids name their hamsters "Bonehead" and "Tripper"!
 
Here's a few more...

..every time you go out for a cruise, wreckers follow you around like vultures..
..your car causes accidents, from gawkers..
..mothers pull their kids in the house when you go down the street..
..when asked what kind of paint that is, you reply "Imrust"..
..other motorists ask.."what IS that"..
..you can actually see the road thru the floorboard..

You guys are great, I been laughing all afternoon!!:cool:
 
Hey wait a minute!!! At least u could have included pictures... u know how we are here!!! :D:D:D

BoB

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If your welder cost more than the initial purchase price of your car

If you grind the welds on your chop after you rattle can it

If you can reach out the window and rest your hand on the rear tire

If the frame is lower than the front axle

If you leave the bullet hole in the body just to add a little more ventiltion

If the post man delivers mail through the rear window mistaking it for the mail slot

If you have ever modified a U-Haul trailer when moving from Texas to Lousiana because your car was to long and to low to fit (true Story)

If you hope the EPA doesn't perform a soil test on the grass at the edge of your driveway where you cleaned out the 71 years of accumulation for the first time

If you have ever stolen a metal sign and hung it on the wall of your garage that says "Caution Manhole Below" and then went back for the manhole cover

If you have ever searched Ebay for a usable title

If you have an interior that consists of stickers and blankets

and last but not least.......

If you have a tattoo of your ride instead of your wife's name cause even if you sell the ride it is still cool
 
You may have been PASSED by a rat rod --

If you have to back off because a running board is flapping in the wind, and pieces are comming off and hitting your Vette.

(I was the guy backing off):eek:.

PA41
 
You may have been PASSED by a rat rod --

If you have to back off because a running board is flapping in the wind, and pieces are comming off and hitting your Vette.

(I was the guy backing off):eek:.

PA41

If you stop and collect those pieces because you might be able to use 'em.
 
......you go to the school to pick up the kids.....and the other children are 20 feet away and pointing......:eek::D

........when you pull up to the school, the windows rattling alert the principle that your near the building and the paint peals from the walls from the sysmic tremmors.......:rolleyes:...then you really have a rat rod......:cool:


Maximo
 
how about if you use other rodders "leftovers" to build your rod from?-and PROUD of 'em :D

if you use barn lumber for a floor in your truck......:eek:

if a four barrel carb and loud pipes are mandatory...but brakes are not..:p
 
welding

....if when you are welding in braces to keep the body from flexing you don't mind a few holes when the Mig blows thru the rust....lol did that this morning....several times on the 41 Panel
 

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