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Neverdone

He's not done yet...
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A cop was staking out a bar for drunk drivers.* At closing time he sees a guy stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb and fall on his face.* He stood up and continued on to his car.* Once he reached his car he fumbled with his keys for five minutes to get in the door.* Once finally in the car, he fumbles with his keys for another five or so minutes to get the key in the ignition.*
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Meanwhile everyone else leaves the bar and drive off.*
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Finally this gentleman gets his car started and is on his way.* As soon as he pulls out of the parking lot the cop stops the man.* He walks up to the car and gives the guy a Breathalyzer test.* The test reads 0.0.* The cop is shocked and says "How is this possible?" to which the guy replies "Tonight I am the Designated Decoy"
 
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