Bonehead
Skull Master
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Endless BS thread
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hotrod preacher
"Official RRR Chaplain"
I like your speedo Bonehead.
....did I just say that?!
tripper has ZAPPED people for less, Sam... be careful this borders on "male sexual harassment"
I like your speedo Bonehead.
Well someone is secure in their manhood!
E-2, E-2, E-2!
Sniper
Canadian Rust Bucket
Start out the same way women do...."you won't believe how much I saved!!" You know she's not going to believe any of it, so go for broke and add, "I'll just put all the saving in this vault, hope it holds it all."
CR55
It's just a little surface rust!
she said "Wow! good price." that was followed up quickly with "There is enough room to put my shoes in there too!"
I will never learn it seems......
Look on the bright side, her shoes are safe and most importantly....you didn't get hollered at!!!
maverickmk
Rebel Rodder
A man boarded a plane with six kids.
After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"
He replied, "No Ma'am, I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
After they got settled in their seats a woman sitting across the aisle from him leaned over to him and asked, "Are all of those kids yours?"
He replied, "No Ma'am, I work for a condom company. These are customer complaints."
earthman
Fascinated by rolling objects!
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Bonehead
Skull Master
You rock!!!
CR55
It's just a little surface rust!
This is total B/S!!!!!just got a ticket for making a u turn where I wasn't supposed to make a u turn....the fine is $25.00....all the fees added on bring it to a grand total of....$111.00.....what bull s***......
maverickmk
Rebel Rodder
46FORD$PU
Well-known member
fee's burn my a**
no matter unless it is cash and between friends you always have those damm fee's to put you over the top and on a war path why can't the price be the price and if they need to add fee's add to the price and quit telling us what the fee is! JUST GIVE ME THE PRICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no matter unless it is cash and between friends you always have those damm fee's to put you over the top and on a war path why can't the price be the price and if they need to add fee's add to the price and quit telling us what the fee is! JUST GIVE ME THE PRICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
sgtpontiac
Older, Wiser and Still Buildin'
My only comment........other than Sorry you got nabbed...
Those fee's go to pay for the court, public library's, and other anchillary services and programs that the county/state run....the dept gets about 8 or 9 % of it if written under state law....unless it's under a local ordinance and they (the dept) get about 30%....not exactly a money making proposition.....contrary to popular belief.... our state doesn't do it that way, they figure all of it right away....that ticket here would cost you $125...they don't insult you with the divided totals, just slam you right away with the bottom line
Those fee's go to pay for the court, public library's, and other anchillary services and programs that the county/state run....the dept gets about 8 or 9 % of it if written under state law....unless it's under a local ordinance and they (the dept) get about 30%....not exactly a money making proposition.....contrary to popular belief.... our state doesn't do it that way, they figure all of it right away....that ticket here would cost you $125...they don't insult you with the divided totals, just slam you right away with the bottom line
Sniper
Canadian Rust Bucket
Jeez CR, almost makes you want to keep going straight through and forget the U turn, at least you would have had $111.00 to put toward the adventure.
CR55
It's just a little surface rust!
I tried to talk him into giving me a warning, but he said..."oh no, you're getting a ticket". Real friendly cop!
I suppose with all the miles that I put on daily I should consider myself lucky to only have that ticket...I thought those type of signs were only suggested!!!
I suppose with all the miles that I put on daily I should consider myself lucky to only have that ticket...I thought those type of signs were only suggested!!!
earthman
Fascinated by rolling objects!
earthman
Fascinated by rolling objects!
Anybody know what happened to the old Gasser Foto Contest thread? I've tried
the search and it doesn't come up. All i get is the contest winners post.
the search and it doesn't come up. All i get is the contest winners post.
Bonehead
Skull Master
earthman
Fascinated by rolling objects!
#602
03-16-2012, 11:21 PM
scottinbanff
Senior Poster
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Banff
Posts: 300
THE PLAN
In the beginning was The Plan
And then came the Assumptions
And the assumptions were without form
And the Plan was completely without substance
And the Darkness was upon the faces of the Employees
They spoke amongst themselves, saying
'It is a crock of s--t and it stinks!'
And the Employees went unto their supervisors, saying
'It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odour thereof'
And the supervisors went unto their managers, saying
'It is a container of excrement and it is very strong
Such that none may abide by it'
And the managers went unto their directors, saying
'It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide it's strength'
And the directors went unto their executive directors, saying
'It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong'
And the executive directors went unto the president, saying
'It promotes growth and is very powerful'
And the president went unto the board of directors, saying
'This new Plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency
Of this organisation and in these areas in particular'
The board of directors looked upon the Plan and saw that it was Good,
And the Plan became Policy...
And this is how Government S--t happens
03-16-2012, 11:21 PM
scottinbanff
Senior Poster
Join Date: Feb 2011
Location: Banff
Posts: 300
THE PLAN
In the beginning was The Plan
And then came the Assumptions
And the assumptions were without form
And the Plan was completely without substance
And the Darkness was upon the faces of the Employees
They spoke amongst themselves, saying
'It is a crock of s--t and it stinks!'
And the Employees went unto their supervisors, saying
'It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odour thereof'
And the supervisors went unto their managers, saying
'It is a container of excrement and it is very strong
Such that none may abide by it'
And the managers went unto their directors, saying
'It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide it's strength'
And the directors went unto their executive directors, saying
'It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong'
And the executive directors went unto the president, saying
'It promotes growth and is very powerful'
And the president went unto the board of directors, saying
'This new Plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency
Of this organisation and in these areas in particular'
The board of directors looked upon the Plan and saw that it was Good,
And the Plan became Policy...
And this is how Government S--t happens
