Endless BS thread
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maverickmk
Rebel Rodder
On their way to get married, a young Roman Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident.
The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While anxiously waiting they began to wonder; could they possibly get married in Heaven?
When St. Peter arrived, they asked him if they could get married in Heaven.
St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he left.
The couple sat and waited for an answer, for a couple of months.
While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? "What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?"
Yet another month passed before St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled.
"Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven."
"Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.
"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.
"OH, come ON!!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it will take to find a lawyer?"
The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While anxiously waiting they began to wonder; could they possibly get married in Heaven?
When St. Peter arrived, they asked him if they could get married in Heaven.
St. Peter said, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out," and he left.
The couple sat and waited for an answer, for a couple of months.
While they waited, they discussed the pros and cons. If they were allowed to get married in Heaven, should they get married, what with the eternal aspect of it all? "What if it doesn't work? Are we stuck in Heaven together forever?"
Yet another month passed before St. Peter finally returned, looking somewhat bedraggled.
"Yes," he informed the couple, "You can get married in Heaven."
"Great!" said the couple. "But we were just wondering; what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?"
St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard on the ground.
"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.
"OH, come ON!!" St. Peter shouted. "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it will take to find a lawyer?"
Planes have been practicing out by work for the last couple days for tomorrows air-show. I always like to watch the stunt planes or jets - this year it's the Thunderbirds. But I stopped in awe when I saw a helicopter doing loops, barrel rolls, and stalls! 
Never seen that before.
Never seen that before.
ScaryVoodooGirl
Well-known member
after nearly 4 weeks on the road I return home tomorrow...and word on the street is there's a couple boxes of parts waiting for me! Also, Mamie White was at the tattoo convention I was at last weekend. She bought me some moonshine for my birthday. Hoorah...don't remember much of the rest of that night.
earthman
Fascinated by rolling objects!
I'm having trouble getting the phaeton to run right.
Dirtyrat
Got Fins?
Wonder if they will warranty that? hehh heheheh
Bonehead
Skull Master
The ol' cherry bomb in the exhaust trick
Dr Crankenstein
Rocket Surgeon
That's shipping damage!
Open and shut case.
Open and shut case.
earthman
Fascinated by rolling objects!
I am discovering the brute force of the 192 CI Lycoming with it's 19.6 HP is hard to control.
Snake Farm
Ol school snake charmer!
I'm having trouble getting the phaeton to run right.
Once you've started it and are driving down the road LEAVE THE KEY ALONE! Sure it's fun to cycle it off and on but that's what you get when you act like that!* *I know from experience
earthman
Fascinated by rolling objects!
sgtpontiac
Older, Wiser and Still Buildin'
OK......???
What are you doing with an aircraft engine?? Did I miss something....although I always wondered how the Continental 470 cube 230hp engine from my Cessna 182 would run in something other than my Cessna..
What are you doing with an aircraft engine?? Did I miss something....although I always wondered how the Continental 470 cube 230hp engine from my Cessna 182 would run in something other than my Cessna..
earthman
Fascinated by rolling objects!
What are you doing with an aircraft engine?? Did I miss something....although I always wondered how the Continental 470 cube 230hp engine from my Cessna 182 would run in something other than my Cessna..
Back in the old days Lycoming also produced car, truck and boat motors.
Auburn, Cord, Duesenberg and as i find out International.
sgtpontiac
Older, Wiser and Still Buildin'
didn't know that....
See, you truly do learn something new everyday....[cl
See, you truly do learn something new everyday....[cl
earthman
Fascinated by rolling objects!
Continental did also for many including Kaiser and Reo.
sgtpontiac
Older, Wiser and Still Buildin'
Nice to know information....
Didn't know that either.....once again, I am enlightened...... [cl
Didn't know that either.....once again, I am enlightened......
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ScaryVoodooGirl
Well-known member
My search history is all car parts and conspiracy theories.
You have to keep your search history cleared, that's how they track you!
