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An old Texas rancher name of Clyde was involved in a tractor accident. In court, the trucking company's fancy hotshot city lawyer, was questioning old Clyde. "Didn't you say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine,'?" asked the lawyer.
Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite Seed Bull, Magnum, into the..."
"I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question, ...please. Did you, or did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"
Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Magnum into the trailer behind the tractor and I was driving down the road...."
The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Your Honor, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in ole Clyde's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite Seed Bull, Magnum".
Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Magnum, my favorite Seed Bull, into the trailer and was driving him down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my John Deer Tractor right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Magnum was thrown into the other. I was hurting, really bad, and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Magnum moaning and groaning. I knew he was in terrible shape just by his groans.
Shortly after the accident, a Highway Patrolman came to the scene. He could hear Magnum moaning and groaning as well, so he went over to him. After he looked at Magnum and saw his fatal condition, he took out his pistol and shot him right between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, "How are you feeling?"
"Now tell me your Honor, what the heck would you say?"
Clyde responded, "Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just loaded my favorite Seed Bull, Magnum, into the..."
"I didn't ask for any details", the lawyer interrupted. "Just answer the question, ...please. Did you, or did you not say, at the scene of the accident, 'I'm fine!'?"
Clyde said, "Well, I had just got Magnum into the trailer behind the tractor and I was driving down the road...."
The lawyer interrupted again and said, "Your Honor, I am trying to establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told the Highway Patrolman on the scene that he was just fine. Now several weeks after the accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud. Please tell him to simply answer the question."
By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in ole Clyde's answer and said to the lawyer, "I'd like to hear what he has to say about his favorite Seed Bull, Magnum".
Clyde thanked the Judge and proceeded. "Well, as I was saying, I had just loaded Magnum, my favorite Seed Bull, into the trailer and was driving him down the highway when this huge semi-truck and trailer ran the stop sign and smacked my John Deer Tractor right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch and Magnum was thrown into the other. I was hurting, really bad, and didn't want to move. However, I could hear old Magnum moaning and groaning. I knew he was in terrible shape just by his groans.
Shortly after the accident, a Highway Patrolman came to the scene. He could hear Magnum moaning and groaning as well, so he went over to him. After he looked at Magnum and saw his fatal condition, he took out his pistol and shot him right between the eyes. Then the Patrolman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at me, and said, "How are you feeling?"
"Now tell me your Honor, what the heck would you say?"
