Endless BS thread

[dmw56]

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.

"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?"
St. Peter asked.

"Well, I can think of one thing," the cowboy offered.

"On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon

A gang of bikers who were threatening a young woman.

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen.

So, I approached the largest and most tattooed biker and smacked him in the face, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.

I yelled, 'Now, back off or I'll kick the crap out of all of you!"

St. Peter was impressed, "When did this happen?"

"Couple of minutes ago."

 

[hankus]

So many variations yet the same reaction...................... rofl

 

[earthman]

Ups truck brought a pair of hairpins from Speedway today. Pretty proud of them. Too bad they were too hot to hold when i took them out of the box.

 

[hankus]

So was it a hot load of freight or a load of hot freight?

 

[earthman]

So was it a hot load of freight or a load of hot freight?

Well i left them in the garage to cool down. It was 110 in there.

 

[Sam_Fear]

Ups truck brought a pair of hairpins from Speedway today. Pretty proud of them. Too bad they were too hot to hold when i took them out of the box.

That is one of the reasons I never became a UPS driver. I can tell you the "ham of the month club" deliveries don't go to well in July or August either....

 

[hotrod preacher]

alright, you guys leave me no choice...here's the latest BS from "my neck of the woods"

started back to school, got 2 weeks in going on Thurs & Fri. got home yesterday in time to pick up new plugs for my 46, put them in this morning and took a spin--some improvement but still not all "there" my lil bro. the mechanic of the family suggested a carb tweak or 2 and then put in a size bigger squirter in the front and rear both.... now we have it better than ever, but it seems as a slightly higher stall converter is in order or lower gears or both[S

take off a little slow, but when she hits 2500 it is fairly strong[ddd

tune in next time for more BS

 

[jfg455]

my academy was supposed to start monday but postponed until tuesday due to the hurricane. That is some BS right there![cl

 

[maverickmk]

If I ask you if you think I'm insecure, does that make me insecure?

Do vultures eat dead vultures?

 

[hankus]

Cold beer, hot grill

 

[hankus]

Got to do a little squirrel huntin today Gettin the fixins for sqwerl wings on the grill was kinda hot today, but it was nice to see the sunrise in the swamp.

 

[earthman]

Last night I reached for my bottle of liquid viagra and accidently swigged from a bottle of whiteout.


I awoke this morning with a huge correction.......

 

[maverickmk]

Last night I reached for my bottle of liquid viagra and accidently swigged from a bottle of whiteout.


I awoke this morning with a huge correction.......

 

[CR55]

Last night I reached for my bottle of liquid viagra and accidently swigged from a bottle of whiteout.


I awoke this morning with a huge correction.......

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[skullworks]

i have new socks on.

 

[RAT IHC]

Just spent two hours at the eye doctor...please someone drop a cinder block on my foot so I can think of something other than the doctor prodding at my eyes!

Painfully,

-Troy

 

[maverickmk]

First-year students at the Vet School were attending their first anatomy class, with a real dead cow. They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

The professor started the class by telling them, "In Veterinary medicine it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor: the first is that you not be disgusted by anything involving the animal body".

For an example, the Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead cow, withdrew it and stuck his finger in his mouth. "Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.

The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead cow and sucking on it.

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and said, "the second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention. Life's tough, but it's even tougher if you're stupid."

 

[Sam_Fear]

I saw that trick on a wildlife show once - British guy with a warped sense of humor. You could even hear the camera man gasp!

I wouldn't have the guts to do it - might get confused!

 

[hotrod preacher]

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thanks guys ...i needed a laugh...first one all day as a matter of fact

 

[Sam_Fear]

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thanks guys ...i needed a laugh...first one all day as a matter of fact

Hey HRP, I've noticed you haven't been posting much. Sounds like life is getting you pulled tight still. Maybe you need some R&R time? (Rats and Rods)