41ratrod
Well-known member
when you do something wrong is it really wrong or did you just changed your mine?
Endless BS thread
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Help Support Rat Rods Rule:
Sooo for some reason that I could not fathom, our own Esteamed California Pro Builder (Donsrods) had two stickys in the builds section and neither one had any votes on them! So I remidied that and gave them each 1 star.........[cl
JK! Outstanding on both threads! I always enjoy watching what comes out of their family compound. Thanks Don.
JK! Outstanding on both threads! I always enjoy watching what comes out of their family compound. Thanks Don.
maverickmk
Rebel Rodder
Snow in the forecast and the TV weather gal said she was expecting 8 inches tonight. I thought to myself, 'fat chance, with a face like that!'
A 10 year old Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man passing by asks 'What's wrong, lad?' The boy says 'Me ma died this morning.' 'Oh bejaysus,' The man says. 'Do you want me to call Father O’Riley for you?' The boy replies, 'No tanks mister, sex is the last ting on my mind at the moment.'
Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best!
I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself, 'I’m going to take that.'
A 10 year old Irish boy stands crying at the side of the road. A man passing by asks 'What's wrong, lad?' The boy says 'Me ma died this morning.' 'Oh bejaysus,' The man says. 'Do you want me to call Father O’Riley for you?' The boy replies, 'No tanks mister, sex is the last ting on my mind at the moment.'
Years ago it was suggested that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now Muslim, I've found that a bacon sandwich works best!
I hate all this terrorist business. I used to love the days when you could look at an unattended bag on a train or bus and think to yourself, 'I’m going to take that.'
maverickmk
Rebel Rodder
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.
He asks, "What are you doing?"
She answers, "I'm moving to New York. I heard prostitutes there get Paid $400 a night for doing what I do for you for free."
A little later, on her way out, the wife walks past the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
When she asks him where he is going, he replies, "I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year."
He asks, "What are you doing?"
She answers, "I'm moving to New York. I heard prostitutes there get Paid $400 a night for doing what I do for you for free."
A little later, on her way out, the wife walks past the bedroom and sees her husband packing his suitcase.
When she asks him where he is going, he replies, "I'm coming too. I want to see how you live on $800 a year."
maverickmk
Rebel Rodder
An 8-year-old girl went to her grandfather, who was working in the yard and asked him, "Grandpa, what is couple sex?"
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question, then she's old enough to get a straight answer.
Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse.
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.
Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?"
The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs."
The grandfather was surprised that she would ask such a question, but decided that if she's old enough to know to ask the question, then she's old enough to get a straight answer.
Steeling himself to leave nothing out, he proceeded to tell her all about human reproduction and the joys and responsibilities of intercourse.
When he finished explaining, the little girl was looking at him with her mouth hanging open, eyes wide in amazement.
Seeing the look on her face, the grandfather asked her, "Why did you ask this question, honey?"
The little girl replied, "Grandma says that dinner will be ready in just a couple secs."
maverickmk
Rebel Rodder
Recently I was asked to play in a golf tournament.
At first I said, 'Naaahhh!'
Then they said to me 'Come on, it's for handicapped and blind Kids.'
Then I thought... 'Damn - I could win this!'
At first I said, 'Naaahhh!'
Then they said to me 'Come on, it's for handicapped and blind Kids.'
Then I thought... 'Damn - I could win this!'
we've all heard this one
A father and his 5 year old son are walking through the park when the boy sees 2 dogs humping.
The boy ask his father what are those dogs doing.
Dad replies their making a puppy.
Later that night the boy is walking past his parents bed room and sees them having sex.
The boy ask hey what are you guy's doing?
The dad replies we're making you a baby sister.
The boy say's, flip her over, I'd rather have a puppy.
A father and his 5 year old son are walking through the park when the boy sees 2 dogs humping.
The boy ask his father what are those dogs doing.
Dad replies their making a puppy.
Later that night the boy is walking past his parents bed room and sees them having sex.
The boy ask hey what are you guy's doing?
The dad replies we're making you a baby sister.
The boy say's, flip her over, I'd rather have a puppy.
Dirtyrat
Got Fins?
So this Irishman walks out of a bar.
phitter67
Well-known member
^^^ never gonna happen ^^^
BruceR&C
Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult!
Hey,,,it could happen,,,,,,not very likely but, it could.
earthman
Fascinated by rolling objects!
I've been on Craigs everyday for weeks looking for a 41-46 Chevy cab.
They run about 650+ with doors. I really want the rest of the sheet metal as well since it is going on the S10. Just now i see an ad for TWO COMPLETE 41 pickups WITH TITLES that i somehow overlooked.
1000 FOR THE PAIR! The ad was clear back on the 9th and they have long been sold.
They run about 650+ with doors. I really want the rest of the sheet metal as well since it is going on the S10. Just now i see an ad for TWO COMPLETE 41 pickups WITH TITLES that i somehow overlooked.
1000 FOR THE PAIR! The ad was clear back on the 9th and they have long been sold.
striptnut
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I've been on Craigs everyday for weeks looking for a 41-46 Chevy cab.
They run about 650+ with doors. I really want the rest of the sheet metal as well since it is going on the S10. Just now i see an ad for TWO COMPLETE 41 pickups WITH TITLES that i somehow overlooked.
1000 FOR THE PAIR! The ad was clear back on the 9th and they have long been sold.
Hey earthman! Check your PM's
earthman
Fascinated by rolling objects!
Yep that is exactly what i want SN but at about 400 miles it's beyond my reach.
I appreciate the help tho bud.
I appreciate the help tho bud.
Old Iron
Well-known member
I stopped at a house, this weekend, I've been drivin by for at least 8 years, that has a 49 five window complete truck with trash piled as high as the cab [SI've been on Craigs everyday for weeks looking for a 41-46 Chevy cab.
They run about 650+ with doors. I really want the rest of the sheet metal as well since it is going on the S10. Just now i see an ad for TWO COMPLETE 41 pickups WITH TITLES that i somehow overlooked.
1000 FOR THE PAIR! The ad was clear back on the 9th and they have long been sold.
I asked what their plans were for it and was told the same old story
I know I need go no further with explanation.
I was courteous, left my name n number and told them if they needed any help call and if they changed their mind on getting rid of it to call
Who knows
Bonehead
Skull Master
A friend of mine, after speaking with a old car owner, stopped by a place once a year for 15 years, and left a note on an old Caddy. When the old guy who ownwd the car died, his widow called up my buddy and gave him the car.
I asked what their plans were for it and was told the same old story
Me: " so what is up with the (insert vehicle here) out back?"
Them: "I am going to restore it soon."
Me: "Oh? Is that a concours restoration on the 6" oak tree growing through the floor as well?"
Them; "
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earthman
Fascinated by rolling objects!
Me (when i was a kid) "Hope much for the '50 Merc tudor on the back row?"
( good running,solid, one easy dent)
Salesman " I'll take $37.50 for it today"
Me "where can i get $37.50?"
( good running,solid, one easy dent)
Salesman " I'll take $37.50 for it today"
Me "where can i get $37.50?"
maverickmk
Rebel Rodder
A golfer was involved in a terrible car crash and was rushed to the hospital. Just before he was put under, the surgeon popped in to see him.
"I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!"
"Oh God no!" cries the man "My golfing is over! Please Doc, what's the good news?"
"The good news is, I have another one to replace it with, but it's a woman's arm. I'll need your permission before I go ahead with the transplant."
"Go for it doc" says the man. "As long as I can play golf again."
The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the golf course when he bumped into the surgeon. "Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon.
"Just great," says the businessman. "I'm playing the best golf of my life. My new arm has a much finer touch and my putting has really improved."
"That's great," said the surgeon.
"Not only that," continued the golfer, "my handwriting has improved, I've learned how to sew my own clothes and I've even taken up painting landscapes in watercolors"
"Unbelievable!" said the surgeon, "I'm so glad to hear the transplant was such a great success. Are you having any side effects?"
"Well, just one problem," said the golfer. "Every time I get an erection, I also get a headache."
"I have some good news and some bad news," says the surgeon. "The bad news is that I have to remove your right arm!"
"Oh God no!" cries the man "My golfing is over! Please Doc, what's the good news?"
"The good news is, I have another one to replace it with, but it's a woman's arm. I'll need your permission before I go ahead with the transplant."
"Go for it doc" says the man. "As long as I can play golf again."
The operation went well and a year later the man was out on the golf course when he bumped into the surgeon. "Hi, how's the new arm?" asks the surgeon.
"Just great," says the businessman. "I'm playing the best golf of my life. My new arm has a much finer touch and my putting has really improved."
"That's great," said the surgeon.
"Not only that," continued the golfer, "my handwriting has improved, I've learned how to sew my own clothes and I've even taken up painting landscapes in watercolors"
"Unbelievable!" said the surgeon, "I'm so glad to hear the transplant was such a great success. Are you having any side effects?"
"Well, just one problem," said the golfer. "Every time I get an erection, I also get a headache."
sgtpontiac
Older, Wiser and Still Buildin'
Blonde Joke.....yeah...another one...
No offense......a blonde joke......a blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with her husband, the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies.
She, frantic, calls out for help over the radio: -‘May Day’: -"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
She hears a calm male voice over the radio saying: -"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."
She answers: -"I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."
(Pause)
"O.K." says the calm voice on the radio, “Repeat after me: Our Father, Who art in Heaven. . .."
No offense......a blonde joke......a blonde flying in a two-seater airplane with her husband, the pilot. He has a heart attack and dies.
She, frantic, calls out for help over the radio: -‘May Day’: -"May Day! May Day! Help me! Help me! My pilot had a heart attack and is dead. And I don't know how to fly. Help me! Please help me!"
She hears a calm male voice over the radio saying: -"This is Air Traffic Control and I have you loud and clear. I will talk you through this and get you back on the ground. I've had a lot of experience with this kind of problem. Now, just take a deep breath. Everything will be fine! Now give me your height and position."
She answers: -"I'm 5'4" and I'm in the front seat."
(Pause)
"O.K." says the calm voice on the radio, “Repeat after me: Our Father, Who art in Heaven. . .."
