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A small effeminate male walks into the Army recruiting office, says to the big gruff voiced recruitment Sarge in a squeaky voice, "I'd like to be a soldier" The big sarge laughs and asks him a few questions, finishing with, "Could you kill a man?" The little darling replied with a lovely smile...

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And I'd love one of these

Christmas is many things to many people, so just celebrate it in what ever way you wish, but without denigrating the ways other folks wish to celebrate it. It's becoming the only time that people are inclined to be civil and friendly towards each other nowadays, so be thankful the anti...

I wonder why some forums are intolerant and sometimes nasty yet others like RRR are full of good guys who don't get their nickers in knots easily. :D

Simple truss deflection Can anyone tell me the calculations (or formular) for deflection of a simple ladder truss 1500mm long (5 feet) Top & bottom chords 25 x 25 x 3mm (1"x!' x 1/8") Chords spaced 25mm apart (1") small riser 25 x 25 x25 x 3mm at 100mm spacings (1"x1"x1") load 188kg midway...

HNY to everyone and may you all have a great time during the next year :)

Spray painting Tutorials online. Posted elsewhere & worth reposting here. Oz made tutorials.

Anyone Want A Taxi? Being the festive season we must take extra care with all the after work drinkies... Especially at this time of the year, when the random breath tests come up with great regularity. I would like to share a personal experience with you, my closest friends, about...

I Feel Great :) I bought this 3 years ago as a project 28 pontiac with 253 V8 I needed a shed to do the build in. So I setup the Wombat Sawmill in the backyard so I could cut the timber from some logs I had carefully scrounged to to build a timber shed with (and make some videos of the...

Will You Ever Finish The Projects In Your Wishlist? Nope, I don't want to finish everything as that's a recipe for a very boring and dull life. I'd much sooner wear out than rust away from being idle

Wouldn't It Rot Yer Boots - an off topic car problem My old hilux has started to get a flat battery - sometimes. I stuck an ammeter in the battery lead the other day and there was a 2.2 amp leakage current with everything turned off. I noticed a click noise each time i connected/disconnected...

Our rooster has his 2 hens trained. When they lay an egg the rooster does the egg laying cackle. but now he has some competition, Next door neighbors cockatoo liked the sound so much that cocky now does the chicken egg laying cackle I wonder if the cats and dogs will get confused :D

vw gets 313 mpg and a good looking car to boot. that is really serious fuel economy I suppose a v8 version would only get 160 mpg. ;)

A Couple Of Weeks Into Aussie Winter I just realised the best part of being A Couple Of Weeks Into Winter is that we are only a few weeks away from being halfway through winter. :D The sad part for you northerners is that you must be almost halfway through summer:p

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Air Hammer Or Air Chisel Does anyone have any experience with these things, Should I use anti-vibration gloves ?

Homemade Tools Something for everyone :)

Alternative Fuels I found some ebooks about alternative fuels on a non profit website, and I'm posting the links here as someone might find them interesting They may be downloaded free but it is requested that you purchase a lifetime membership (about $12) which will help defray the costs so...

A warning for you and any of your friends who may be regular customers at Walmart. Over the last month I became the victim of a clever scam. Simply going out to get some bits and bobs has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you! Here's how the...